Homocautious

If your child has a lot of gay friends and it’s getting uncomfortable for him/her. He/she just needs to be cautious on their intentions.

Son: dad .. all my gay friends want me to join their beach party. But I’m not so sure ..
Dad: well.. don’t be homophobic

Son: I’m not! I’m just homocautious

by Ed the Shred August 22, 2025

Hide n' Houlocaust

v. The act of playing hide and go seek in the Smithsonian Houlocaust Museum.

"Fuck. This museum tour feels like its never gonna end."

"I know, let's play Hide n' Houlocaust. Dibs on being the Nazi."

by The 73rd virgin April 20, 2017