couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.

One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022

hitter

1. a person who hits a ball with a bat, racket, stick, etc. to score runs or points in a game.
2. a barber who is absolutely amazing at cutting hair.
3. a hair trimmer which cuts super sharp and eats hair for breakfast when balding out or detailing. Also known as a 'httr' for short in the barber community because of 'httr' the barber brand.

What a great hitter. He scored several runs!
The barber is a hitter bro. Look how fine my hair is!
These trimmers are fire bro! They are hitters!
(also - These trimmers hit hard bro!)

by httrman September 26, 2023