Goon

A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.

"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."

by Agentthot December 24, 2009

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goon

1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;

multiple vom sessions

memory loss

self-endangerment

inability to study or apply make up

overly affectionate behaviour

Also known as Robots Placenta

Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.

She got on the goon hard last night....

by goon.love June 4, 2010

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goon

a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.

a goon is a cheerful person.

by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011

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goon

One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.

The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.

by Jenna Johnson May 20, 2007

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