Tebow Envy

Is a medical condition where a fan of a professional football team is envious of the performance of Tim Tebow, however this person does not want to admit their like for him and does what they can to make others think they don’t like him. This person typically uses social media like Facebook and Twitter to make condescending comments and remarks about Tim Tebow in an attempt to make others think that they do not like him. At first this approach works, but after several weeks of making comments about all his current stats, his passing, his running, his commercials, and his religion most people within that person’s social network realize that this person now has “Tebow Envy”.

Rachel (Facebook Status Update): Where's Tebow time now? I told you they would lose!!! He just sucks.

John (Facebook Comment): I and everyone else appreiate the play by play every week you give out for Tebow. I think its obvious that you have Tebow Envy.

Rachel (Facebook Comment): I do not, I am a Packers fan and I love Rodgers! I hate Tebow.

John (Facebook Comment): In the past month you have zero posts about Rodgers and 34 about Tebow. Its pretty obvious, just admit it.

by CoachKirk January 2, 2012

Bod Envy

The feeling someone gets after seeing someone else with a superior body.

Michael is very self-conscious about his physique, he suffers from a sever case of bod envy, especially when he's at the beach.

by Mr Natural June 1, 2007

dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.

by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018

scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.

by bobjoebill March 16, 2017

Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.

Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.

by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010

Feed envy

To have uncontrollable envy of another’s echo chamber.

Shit Jessica your insta feed is fire. I have feed envy.

by DinoxXx420xXx69 April 20, 2020

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016