Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.

Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.

Edward Cullen by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013

Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.

Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!

Edward Cullen by Tw.girl December 19, 2018

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

Edward Cullen by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

Edward Cullen by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Edward Cullen

The most sexy man in the world

Edward Cullen is so SEXYY

Edward Cullen by anonymous December 25, 2020

Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire

Edward Cullen is creepy

Edward Cullen by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021