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Zenning

Zenning (or Zen-travel) is a form of transportation, often used by people looking for something that they know is near their current position, or people who want to waste alot of time.

Zenning is a simple transportation, seeing it can be used in a vehicle or on foot. It is finding someone who looks like they know where they are going, and then following them. This usually does not work, and is mainly used as a last option.
"sup, what were u doin all of yesterday? i saw u hangin round wif dose chicks from St Pauls?"
"oh i was zenning, u shud try it sometime!"
by Shane Vincent July 3, 2006
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Zen

A term used for people who are Supot and Lazy. They like to molest dogs preferably when the dog's anus has poop stains. These people also seem to like gassing Jews as their hobby. They also look and sound like a homosexual lion and they have a real interest for crabs.
Example: "Look at this guy. I'm pretty sure he's a Zen"
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Zen

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Zen is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
That guy is totally a zen
by Thenowandzen130 May 14, 2020
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Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
by PlunE June 27, 2016
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zen

bts protector with a good ass sense of humor. pretty girl with a pretty face, usually will joke around a lot. if you have a zen in your life keep her because you’ll never find someone like her.
a: oh do you know a zen
b: yes, i’ve heard a zen can fill all of the missing things in your life.
by starssunoo May 18, 2021
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Zen Sangam

Every Artist’s one true pairing! Absolutely loves encouraging beginner artists and provides all resources to help express your mind. Sells High Quality products at Super Affordable Prices and occasionally posts truth bomb memes on their Instagram handle

Prioritises Artists and Community-building over everything else!
“How does your sketchbook handle every medium so well?! Well, it’s from Zen Sangam! What did you expect? 😌”
by Die Hard Zen Sangam Fan! November 24, 2021
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Magandang Zen

Magandang Zen is really nice, she brought me coffee today.
by Blackanemonewhite July 30, 2024
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