Zen vibrator

A vibrator that helps you "come without attachments".

I went to the ashram yesterday afternoon. They were giving out a free. Zen vibrator so I went home and medibated for the rest of the day!

by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021

Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

zen

abbreviation of citizen for the teller.

Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...

by man!? February 19, 2018

Zen's List

When Zenthedragon gets jealous of some guys talking to their gyal.

"Bro, have you seen Zen's list?!?"
"Na? What's that? Jk of course I've heard of it."

by mbob barley March 5, 2024

Zen

Zen is a very likeable person. They're very empathetic, wise, and is pretty much the "mom" of all of your friendgroups. With their non-academic judgment is always right, Zen's are some of the best people to have in your life. Very calm. Not the type of person to be a class clown, but will throw down when needed. Most Zen's seem like the perfect person, but in reality, the only reason why theyre so good with advice is because they've been through everything themselves already, but had no one to go to. No shoulder to cry on. So no, Zen isn't really "Zen", but the name gives a "survivor of the battle" type beat.

It seems like Zen is always wearing some kind of crystal? Damn that bitch is always at peace.

by cupcake419096 November 20, 2021

Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.

Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."

by PlunE June 27, 2016

zen

zen is the best person ever. their really PLATONICALLY attractive.

“damn zen i’m robby btw.”

by .auxingkai November 17, 2021