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Walmart bag

The specific Bag that the consumer Walmart uses, but we use the word “Walmart bag” for no reason.
Teacher: Alright so what is 900 plus 900? Student: Heh, walmart bag. Teacher: that is not an answer
by iPoopEveryDay July 22, 2022
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WalMartaholic

That Smiley Face Blue Light Specialist. We've all met one. They love the Greeters and the Greeters Hate them. He's either 3 feet of heat or 6 feet of meat. He possibly has either has a dead deer on the roof of his truck or a confederate flag on the back. A WalMartAholic shops Exclusively at Walmart, purchases excessive amounts of pickles in large jars from China and Copious amounts of Toilet Paper. This is SuperSize me land. You can't buy porn, but you can buy profilactics. This is the kind of place that warns you that your Superman Halloween Costume or Pajamas are Flameable, but it's not Ok to listen to great music. This is not Global, this is boring. Place of origin: where there are lots of possums.
<Son of A>, I just saw a WalmartAholic leave Walmart with shotgun shells, a case of cheap beer, hotdogs, a carton of smokes and a Deer Hunting Magazine...let's stay in tonight and hide.
by Prozic December 13, 2005
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Walmart and chill

When a highschool boy takes a 10-11 year old girl and gets head in the Walmart parking lot
"Where is Clark"

"Oh he just Walmart and chillin right now"
by Don't Walmart and chill June 13, 2016
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Walmart Baby

1. A fat and ugly baby covered with cuts, scrapes, or open sores, with a runny nose and food remnants surrounding its mouth and covering its white onesie. Contact with it makes you feel diseased and causes you to want to immediately take a shower.

2. A baby that you pretend is cute, but in reality you know that if your child looked like that you would be embarrassed to take it out in public.
"Can you hold little Chastity for a minute?"-Hillbilly Second Cousin Fran
"She's adorable. I would love to!"-Beth
**Hillbilly Second Cousin Fran walks away and Beth looks to her sister**
"Eww, this is the most disgusting Walmart Baby I've ever seen! Is that chocolate or feces on its face? I think I need a bath!" - Beth
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008
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Waimanalo

A small town, (by mainland standards), on the Hawaiian island of Oahu heading up to the North Shore.

The home of Keneke's, the best plate lunch stand on the planet.

Waimanalo Blues is a country/Hawaiian song by the band Country Comfort describing the beautiful gem of Waimanalo surrounded by a changing world.

Cool, country, and downhome.
Hey guys, you wanna head up to Waimanalo for a shave ice at Keneke's?

From Waimanalo Blues: "The beaches they sell to build their hotels, my fathers and I once knew. Birds all along the sunlight at dawn, singing Waimanalo blues."

Joe: Johnny is so relaxed, how does he keep his cool?

Nicole: That's a Waimanalo boy if I ever saw one!
by youalleverybody September 21, 2007
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walmart

The only place where you can buy underwear, Doritos, a fishing pole and Halo 3 at 2:00 AM.
Last night, I went to Walmart and bought a few random items.
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Walmart rat

Kind of like a Mallrat, except they hang around in wal-mart, instead of the mall. could be any type of person. goths, emos, rednecks, preps, normal people, etc.
Wal-mart is an awesome hangout spot. there are a bunch of Walmart rats there after dark.
by the enigmatic man September 11, 2008
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