A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.
"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."
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We can just go see it at that lag theater across town
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Patrick: "No you fucking dipshit, Theatres are live performances while Movie theaters are for cinema"
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Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
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