Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.
Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
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Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma
Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma
Steve hasn’t left his house since 2011 and spend 16 hours a day on Reddit subsisting off Doritos and a smug sense of superiority . He is a professional redditor
by Among gus sus June 16, 2022
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Person2: I am a professional beaver!
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Person2: I am a professional beaver!
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by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021
Get the professional beaver mug.This refers to a person, typically a middle school or high school kid, who is so completely jaded from watching the most extreme sports stunts and best tricks of pro riders - on YouTube all the time ( e.g. bmx, skateboarding, scooters that he walks around in his daily life thinking everybody who can’t do all those tricks suck. The “YouTube Pro” is often at the skatepark mocking people about how bad they are, saying things like: “He can’t even do a back flip” .....when the sad truth is- the YouTube Pro can’t do ANY tricks at all, and rarely does he even try to. He has just become delusional of his own reality and thinks he is on a higher pro level now because of all those videos he has watched.
Jerry is at the skatepark and sees somebody trying to learn 360’s . Jerry starts talking about how doing quad backflip 360s is the new normal and proceeds to laughs at that person “just trying 3s” .... Jerry sure has become a YouTube Professional now
by SirWonky May 1, 2018
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Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .
A real FLIP FUCK.
Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .
A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.
As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.
I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.
I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019
Get the Professional shitposter mug.(n.) -- a person who works from his or her home, often lounging around in pajamas all day or putting on some informal clothes as the day goes on.
"My brother in Alaska has become a certified pajama professional now; he makes a nice living from his home office and never has to wear a suit and tie anymore. I love it!"
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
Overheard at a watercooler in Seattle on October 25, 2009
by PRwiz101 October 29, 2009
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