Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014

sawed off scrotes

no balls; no guts.

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.

by sponge's mom December 19, 2018

scrote frolic

When a male gently pinches his scrotum, but to lightly scratch it.

My nuts itched so I gave them a nice scrote frolic.

by Olletsoc Naimad November 2, 2020

Scrote Mahag

someone who is ugly

that girl is an absolute scrote mahag

by tambap November 25, 2011

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

scrote tuck

This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.

Grandpa sure is pleased with the outcome of his Scrote Tuck. He can wear shorts now!

by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018

Scrote

Verb ~ the act of partying or hanging out typically whilst intoxicated

Call Andy, see if he wants to scrote later tonight.

by Finalizze August 11, 2019