A general name given to inspirational family members. It is often thought to represent cousins. It encapsulates all that is great about cousins. They are family, but not so significantly close in relation that one would be overly offended about insults directed towards them. Particularly, the triple cheeseburger component highlights the meaty undercarriages of many, as well as, identifying how deliciously inspiring many of these cousins are. It has been rumoured that they can become the muse of others to create beautiful works of art (eg poetry).
Big dog: Yo homie. What’s crackin? How’s that relative triple cheeseburger of yours doing.
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
Bernie: You know how I do. I be tryin to keep that meat in its package. But it ain’t easy.
Big dog: Aight. You do you. But check this dope poem about your relative triple cheeseburger
‘Roses are red
Bernies cousins in heat
So he went down south
To pump in his meat’
by Mr. Beepsie May 23, 2024
Get the Relative triple cheeseburgermug. Loyal/Lovable/charming guy take care of people before him self , always down to listen and most people named rel are always down to earth
by Geno Smith November 21, 2021
Get the Relmug. When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
Get the Relative Zonemug. Relative-Humidity (Rel-a-tiv Hue-mid-uh-Tee)
1. noun the amount of water vapor present in air expressed as a percentage of the amount needed for saturation at the same temperature.
2. adjective the measurement of saturation that is greater than or equivalent to the sweat you are profusely precipitating from your ball sack expressed as an percentage in your cousins ass where it has accumulated
1. noun the amount of water vapor present in air expressed as a percentage of the amount needed for saturation at the same temperature.
2. adjective the measurement of saturation that is greater than or equivalent to the sweat you are profusely precipitating from your ball sack expressed as an percentage in your cousins ass where it has accumulated
1. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")
2. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")
Roll Tide
2. (e.g.: The Alabama weather man said "Cross state you gonna see a hella-high chance of hunded pa cent Relative-humidity.")
Roll Tide
by Christopher Durnsy September 10, 2023
Get the Relative-Humiditymug. "She is such a dumb bitch!"
"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."
"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."
"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
by Chris Noel July 31, 2020
Get the relatively dumb bitchmug. by MeeHoee May 29, 2022
Get the Relmug. a guy. who is well, somewhat , large in size. he most likely looks like a glazed donut because he sweats a lot and his forehead is shiny.
by manny machado lover 92;) April 24, 2017
Get the relatively big boymug.