Slag pole

1) Slang term for a penis. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

2) Slang term for a pole in a gentleman's club. Usually used in a misogonistic reference.

1) "Shut up bitch and shag my slippery slag pole!"

2) "Oh yeah. Grind that slag pole bitch."

by An Awesome Biscuit February 7, 2010

pole action

A user of internet message boards who is desperate for a homosexual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own sexual pleasure.

Comes from the 'action' given to his 'pole' whilst typing away with the other hand.

His wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night Darren was on the internet as pole action

by PhilBrown June 23, 2007

Pole Pals

When girls have slept with the same guys on different occasions.

Are you serious, you slept with Mike too. You know that makes you and Cady pole pals!

by COLORADOMILLION August 31, 2011

foul pole

when you get head after anal.

that chick TOTALLY gave me a foul pole.

by Scroseph April 8, 2007

Brotem Pole

A hierarchy used by bro's all over the world to establish supremacy and inferiority in a closed social order.

Bro, I get to wear the pink polo tonight and Patrick has to wear the white. Why? He's at the bottom of the brotem pole, Bro.

by Berkley McDousenheimer March 12, 2010

pole polisher

a male who gives oral sex to another male.

"That guy probably is a pole polisher."

"I bet that guy sucks 100 dicks a day."

by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009

Smoke the pole

Slang term for a blow job!

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009