Pooter Scooter

the streamer scootroo. thats all it is
oolu_: Pooter Scooter is a really great streamer
scootroo: ikr
by oolu_ February 05, 2021
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Pooter scooter

A dog dragging its behind on the grass. Also a downer or extremely pessimistic individual in a group.
Everyone wanted to go to the movies Friday night, Dave would not stop complaining how horrible it would be. He was being a pooter scooter.
by Asaya October 25, 2018
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shooter pooter

wondering what will come out of your pooter after shooting the entire contents of ones refrigerator
"Hey man drink some soy sauce, now some mustard, now some mayo, now some syrup. No, don't shoot the yogurt! It's mine!"
by Cmack November 14, 2003
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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 20, 2022
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pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).
"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"
by Loaked March 06, 2009
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King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 05, 2021
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