Noone is listening

Enough you are doing it to make doing it worthwhile.

Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.

tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”

by CAREEB November 25, 2019

night noon o'1

after midnight, 12:01am

Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao

by hehehehawwwwwwwww2 October 6, 2022

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Noonings

Used to describe either an Antipodean chancer - someone who is full of BS when trying to sell a product or service - Or used to describe the act of screwing someone (e.g. a member of staff) over on the price of a product or service.

He nooningsed me yesterday, he told me it should be done for a low price, but he has no idea whats actually involved in providing the product or service. I've been fucked over. Or "He's such a noonings".

by Fred1555 April 23, 2011

Noon buggy

A dune buggy at noon

Hey, a noon buggy!

by The Smarty farty 420 February 6, 2022

noon

1- 12:00 (twelve o'clock).
2- The middle of the day (period of 24 hours).
3- The middle of the daytime.

Noon.

by Çuçunny July 19, 2025