smoking nachos

The term "smoking nachos" is a term used when you are stoned off of your ass with your friends.
Friend: "We should make some nachos"
You: "Let me eat the rest of this bowl, then we can go smoke some nachos"
Friend *Laughs aloud

This inside joke can be used to brighten up the smoke session even more, bringing much laughter and vaporized tortilla chips with cheese.

We're so high that we're smoking nachos

by Muad'Dib420 May 20, 2016

Nuclear Nachos

Nuked Nachos made in the good Ol' microwave with lots of cheddar cheese. There not regular nachos with whimpy pre-sliced cheese and only a little dab of sour cream. Where talking about NUCLEAR man.... like this is the stuff war veterans eat. Hard core to the bone

Yo Vinny! "yeah?" I made you some homemade nuclear nachos better than that Italian spaghetti shit.
Vinny" ey! wait.. these nachos are the shit dude. simply delizioso" CIAO BELLA

by Manon Mondragon August 12, 2011

Scranton Nachos

commonly consumed in desperation, only theoretically appetizing, and consisting of corn chips, whatever bagged shredded cheese is at your disposal (usually generic store-brand Mexican blend leftover from taco night), and microwaved on a paper plate; a.k.a. lower-middle-class nachos

A snack cannot get any better or any worse than Scranton Nachos.

by applejuicefarts April 24, 2017

Super Nachos

nachos of the super type. it consists of three kinds of dorritos. Spicy nacho, salsa verde, and cheesy nacho. take your dorrito mixture and put some of that nacho cheese on those bitches. then you can add some onions, jalapenos, meat, fucking whatever else you want.

yea dude those super nachos we had last night made my butthole cry.

by TurboZebra December 3, 2010

Nacho Chesse

a stupid way to spell nacho cheese, usually used by some twat on Murder Mystery.

what do you call hs chesse? NACHO CHESSE

by RobloxKingLucas99 February 15, 2020

Sexy Nacho

1.Term for a really hot, tasty looking nacho.
However, this term can be used for any type of nacho, as all nachos are sexy.

2. can also refer to a very hot human specimen

1. Guy: 'that is one sexy nacho'

2. Girl: 'Johnny Depp is such a sexy nacho'

by Bcrok June 9, 2011

Soggy Nacho

When a group of classy gents (3 or more, 10 for a feast) sit in a circle and jerk off. Each finishing on a single nacho. The last to complete the task, dines on the nacho.

Bob, Frank, Steve and Arthur are sitting in a circle watching Bikini Car Wash. A single large nacho has been chosen as the main course. Each person tugs away. Breaking blood vessels to fire one off and not be last. Frank is first. He goes to his knees and discharges a healthy batch over the corn tortilla. Bob soon follows. Its a shoot out between Steve and Arthur. From sitting indian style Arthur shoots a four footer and drops a pint of baby gravy on the nacho. Steve's face goes from red to green. Bob asks, "Pepper?". Steve takes the nacho down in two large bites and spends the next two hours puking in the bathroom. And that my friends is the Soggy Nacho.

by Keith L September 19, 2006