John Launder

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz

"You just pulled a John Launder!"

by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010

beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.

"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?

by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010

brook landers

Another term for "Beached Whale"

Look at the Brook Landers over at the beach.

by xXx360 FaZe Lamp 720xXx 420 March 16, 2016

moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Man Landers

It's like an Ann Landers advice columnist only it is a male giving the advice.

I don't understand what it is that my boyfriend /spouse wants from me. Maybe I will ask Man Landers

by Easy bake October 10, 2017

Printer-luder

Printerluder is a slang word mostly used in the central denmark region. The word printer-luder was invented in newer time by two young men called sir Noah S. And Sillas K. The word consist of two word wich have two different meanings. The word printer and luder aka. Hoe, whore, bitch etc. the boys invented the word because of their lack of ability to Express them selves, so thay made the word to call the girls from their class it, they mostly only say “printer” because of that the word “luder” aka. whore is a forbidden word at their school.
The word does not have any meaning and is not meant to hurt anyone.

dumme printer-luder!

by noaherenabe November 29, 2019

Reference Laundering

An article, poll, study, etc. which on face value would be dismissed, that is cited in progressively more reputable sources, until the original nonsense has credibility.

Person1: “I read on Politico that intero-recto-gestion is actually healthier then eating with your mouth.”
Person2: “That article is total Reference Laundering. If you click on the reference, Politico cited Vox, who cited Mashable, who cited Unicorn Riot, who cited an Onion Article based on a South Park episode.”
Person1: “so I’ve been shoving food up my butt for no reason!”

by Pnw2mpls January 18, 2021