A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime
by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015

Anyone from New Zealand
by Beanerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 28, 2008

by Dototsogdsotgiz May 28, 2019

by Timmy in a Jar October 13, 2003

When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:
Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.
GHETTO KIWI!
Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.
GHETTO KIWI!
When you're Jone'zing for a Kiwi but dont have one:
Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.
GHETTO KIWI!!
Cut a lime in half and throw some pubic hairs on it.
GHETTO KIWI!!
by johnzzzzz January 16, 2008

Why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? You should know what that is unless you're like foreign or something.
by georgegiraffe May 3, 2014
