When you’re hitting it from the back and she shits a long turd that drapes over your cock like a handlebar mustache
by Pete O’File May 30, 2025
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Drew reminds me of a 3 year old all of his height must have went to his fat fucking face
Drew reminds me of a 3 year old all of his height must have went to his fat fucking face
by Daddy Derrick May 1, 2020
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by oadsgdfuwnmsbs December 25, 2024
Get the Leom Hogan mug.when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.
“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”
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by Hogano April 2, 2020
Get the Hogan mug.A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
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