Tally Hitter

When you have to punish it without pleasuring it.

You’ve been a bad girl, so I’m going to Tally Hit your down under.

When she’s been a bad girl, you just have to Tally Hitter.

by a52martinez June 26, 2018

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022

Pinch hitter

The act of anal on an individual that is pinching one off. Also refered to act when one has left behind some fecal matter on ones genitals when pulling out.

Todd took Barney to the shower to be a pinch hitter. That bathroom still stinks like shit!

by Yupsidid March 15, 2018

hitter

1. a person who hits a ball with a bat, racket, stick, etc. to score runs or points in a game.
2. a barber who is absolutely amazing at cutting hair.
3. a hair trimmer which cuts super sharp and eats hair for breakfast when balding out or detailing. Also known as a 'httr' for short in the barber community because of 'httr' the barber brand.

What a great hitter. He scored several runs!
The barber is a hitter bro. Look how fine my hair is!
These trimmers are fire bro! They are hitters!
(also - These trimmers hit hard bro!)

by httrman September 26, 2023