Duncan Barkes

Talksport presenter.Tommy Boyd fills in for him sometimes on another station which is quite ironic.

I'm at talksport and Boyd is covering for me somewhere else.

by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

dunce tard

double the retard/ anyone who is acting restarted X2

Dan is a dunce tard.

by cochang May 20, 2007

Duncan

Hes a really nice guy, the first time you meet him, you might think; Oh, Lordy he looks scary. But when u get to meet him, he's actually the nicest guy you'll ever meet. if there is a Duncan in your school, defiantly go talk to him, because he is a loving, and sweet and caring guy!

Dude 1 - Do you see that Duncan over there?
Girl 1 - ya, he looks scary..

Girl 2 - (walks up to them) Hey guys! have u met Duncan? he's so sweet and I'd defiantly be his friend!

by Ma'dam Lolasure May 4, 2018

Dunch

Simultaneously making dinner and lunch at the same time.

"I'm going to dunch tonight's Hoki tacos into a Tuna salad bowl for lunch tomorrow."

by SL2023 May 9, 2023

Frosty Duncan

A piece of excrement wrapped in plastic and stored in the refrigerator for later use. Item may also be contained in tuppaware or other freshness locking vessel. Maninly used as a description in scientific research papers for studies in zoology, biology, xenology and medicine.

1. "Please fetch me the Frosty Duncan from the Kelvinator"
2. "Why is there a frosty Duncan on my dinner plate."
3. The Koalas' Frosty Duncan contained trace amounts of Eucalyptus.
4. The Frosty Duncan was placed into the microwave for 2 minutes.

by Toogleberry October 16, 2006

Dan Duncan

Drummer of We The Kings
abnormally long hair
sweetheart

Girl 1: Who's that guy with the long hair over there?
Girl 2: Travis Clark?
Girl 1: NO NOT THE GINGER
Girl 2: You mean Dan Duncan?

by Martin Crapper March 19, 2008

Danny Fucking Duncan

A man, a myth, a legend. Only 3 words define that statement. Danny, Fucking, Duncan. You want to wait till marriage, be like this man. If you want to make your friends roll around in donkey shit, be like Danny Fucking Duncan. You wanna eat ass every night but stay abstinent, be like this man. Rock on fuckers, and remember, fuck the elderly.

Boring Ron: My life is boring, but I love reading.

Danny Fucking Duncan: Wanna change that? Be like me, and go fuck with the 70 year old on that bus bench.

Fun Ron: Now that I ate ass, and fuck with old people. I now can call myself a Danny Fucking Duncan. *fat guy crossing street* “Hey old guy, try to catch this rock.”

News Reporter: Yeah some fucker named fun Ron just killed a fat person. I wish I was a Danny Fucking Duncan.

Remember to steal your moms money, and kill the elderly. ROCK ON!

by Rucked And Tucked August 21, 2019