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Creeper

1. One who 'creeps'
2. One who gives lengthy stares from across the room in your obvious direction
3. One who has bat-like hearing who can 'creep' on your possible conversations
1. litmag is full of Creepers but loveable ones.
by Litmager September 10, 2010
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Creeper

Did you hear Larry looked through that unconscious ho's phone for nude photos?? What a creeper!
by Lemont May 15, 2015
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Creeper

Bob: dude, youre such a creeper

Allison: i know, my name might as well be emily burke
by UsernamesArentForMe June 18, 2010
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Creeper

"I was was walking to school one day, and this creeper was totally following me"

"I woke up, and my sister was just standing there staring at me. She can be such a creeper sometimes.
by rhutch23 November 1, 2009
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Creeper

A Creeper is a person who is, in the simplest sense, just plain creepy. You see them scattered around everywhere. People with lazy eyes mumbling about cutting off the head of Ricky Martin (who is actually a werewolf, totally true), or really fat guys with glasses who breathe loudly because they lost their breath eating their third lunch (which is actually pretty exhausting if you weigh as much as a smart car).

__IMPORTANT__
-If a person you know is a creeper says or mentions anything positive about another person, that person is probably a creeper as well. Creepers feed off each other.

-If you are ever cornered by a creeper and have to initiate something that is passable as a conversation, be sure to nod a lot, ask open ended questions ( really?, No way?, You gotta be kidding me?), and look for your way out.

-If you see your friend getting "Creeped" on make sure to give them a hand.
Victim - Woah man, that guy in wizard costume with the tophat jsut tried to tell me about his friends' moms' cousin's squirrel farm.

Bystander - Wow sounds like a mega Creeper. How did you make it out of there?

Victim - My friend saw i was getting "creeped" into a coma so he came up yelling that my car was on fire and being stolen, and we ran away.

Bystander - Thank God.
by JConvery May 11, 2010
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Creeper

Someone with a weird, goofy, smile, who creeps on the nearest girl. Is lanky, with a rib protruding from his chest.
Cullen is such a creeper!
by funnyboy9989 December 27, 2010
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Creeper

A very strange person, a weirdo; will tend to stare in a strange and un-easy manner.

A person with weird behaviours; my have stalker tendencies, follow people and be a text pest.

Also, can be known as a perv or a dirty old man that likes to stare at your tits or at you in general.
Girl: Is my top too low?
Girl 2: Sorry to say babe but I think so.... as does the guy over there, even though I don't think he minds, ahaha
Girl: OMG! Why is he looking at me!?!? What a creeper!!!!!!!!!
by neruallll December 30, 2010
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