The dumb shit name americans gave to one of the most established and most popular sport in the world.
Also the only game where there is no time outs, 45 minute halfs, and only three subs allowed per game. Whilst copying enemy sports like AMERICAN football has a break after every play, baseball where you can be fat as fuck, and hockey where u can come out when wanted as many times as needed (about ever fucking minute). And also the sport known as a pussy sport, which TOTALLY makes sence because rarely people can keep up the pace after 33 because of reoccurring injuries because you played a game with a torn achilles tendon, pulled ligament, chipped knee, etc.
Also the only game where there is no time outs, 45 minute halfs, and only three subs allowed per game. Whilst copying enemy sports like AMERICAN football has a break after every play, baseball where you can be fat as fuck, and hockey where u can come out when wanted as many times as needed (about ever fucking minute). And also the sport known as a pussy sport, which TOTALLY makes sence because rarely people can keep up the pace after 33 because of reoccurring injuries because you played a game with a torn achilles tendon, pulled ligament, chipped knee, etc.
Fat ass baseball pitcher: Yeah man, look at that soccer player, i bet he can barely outrun a car.
Basketball player: Yeah nigga he is hella pussy he can barely
kick a ball about 100 yards.
Basketball player: Yeah nigga he is hella pussy he can barely
kick a ball about 100 yards.
by schmegmadude August 27, 2009
Get the soccermug. 12 grown men chasing a rubber ball in a "would-be/should be" golf course continously for 90 minutes per game, now that's soccer.
by LeXXeL July 9, 2007
Get the Soccermug. the stupidist sport in the universe it is so ridiculous i mean what moron calls a sport soccer ITS FOOTBALL U FUKIN GIMPS FOOT-BALL not hard to say is it!!!!
by mdhagijnhatowcha comhip epaechj ah June 29, 2006
Get the soccermug. I got horrible news today, my nephew is playing soccer. Now he is going to become a pussy-ass faggot with a small dick.
by yourmom77666 March 6, 2005
Get the soccermug. The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.
No wonder you get hit on by other guys, you play Soccer.
This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.
This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.
by Jabroni February 26, 2004
Get the Soccermug. 1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby
2. Not as good as rugby
Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.
by Dannywack09 November 14, 2007
Get the soccermug. by tuy October 13, 2003
Get the soccermug.