Brian

He is big noob and he does the Darrell

Brian you trash

by NoobyNick January 30, 2019

Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

by Your local weirdo October 14, 2018

Brian

A very bad soccer player, very fat man, support tottenham hotspurs and has anger management issues.

Man1 : ' How's that new guy'
Man2 : ' He is a Brian, what a loser'

by Raman20010911 March 28, 2019

Brian

Is commonly salty

Dude, Brian is straight up a salt mine.

by qazpl,wsxokmedcijnrfvuhb March 1, 2019

Brian

The realest and smoothest nigga in the classrooom on GOD. He ugly asf but Hella bitches want him and he don’t know that. He prolly get in hella trouble.

Brittany: omg I wanna fuck Brian so badly
Lisa: sameeeeee. OH SHIT HE COMING THIS WAY
Brian: what’s good
Brittany: ew don’t talk to us

by LOngschlong2000 December 2, 2018

Brian

Motherfucker who has a crush on Nora.

Ahh he's such a brian.

by uffergang June 10, 2018

Brian

One boi whomsted aquierd by genetics the biggest but dopest 20 head

His forehead is big he must be named brian

by The boi with ze bigist 5 head July 18, 2018