Jon: Dude !? Do you think my chicken donger (his fucking cock) is a size small ?
Nick: Nah bro, I think that's a good medium bulge.
Jon: Thanks bro ! Let's go skate ! >:)
Nick: Nah bro, I think that's a good medium bulge.
Jon: Thanks bro ! Let's go skate ! >:)
by Bowtowm May 10, 2018
Get the medium bulgemug. by SangFe October 8, 2021
Get the Galactic Bulgemug. When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
“So why didn’t you two hook up?”
“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024
Get the poop bulgemug.