meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024