Angelo

An Italian guy with crazy eye lashes and too many toe nails. His love of g-strings is only matched by his love of socks. He smells like body odor mixed with pickles. Angelos wog slow but are fast to lay bricks, with killer dance moves like the centipede and the armadillo skip. He makes babies that look like Dr. Fauci so he’ll always be one of a kind. Angelos can grow a kneecap in half an hour that make all the ladies hilarious and the fellas lying snakes. He understands more Latin than he speaks and speaks more sign language than he understands. Angelos will live lives of rich sky diving and cheap belly dancing. Run to the Budweiser factory this Sunday to get yourself and Angelo before they run out!
That Angelo has nice kneecaps!
by Yotalian April 03, 2020
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Look at angelo over there, he seems pretty radical and poggers
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Angelo is a beautiful name but he will be the black sheep of the family always bringing hate to his siblings And he is never happy for what he has you normally find Angelos with blue eyes and a terrible personality it’s definitely not love at first site
Angelo is The hater of the family
by Makiye July 06, 2020
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Angelo is the most athletic, hot, and intelligent person you will ever meet. He is the best of the best, nobody is better than him. All the girls want him. He's the perfect match for anyone, and he is super under appreciated.
"Isn't that Angelo?" "Yeah he's so amazing isn't he."
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Angelo is the most handsome, perfect and angelic person I've ever seen. He has a beautiful smile and the most heavenly voice that makes me feel a way that I can't explain. He has curly hair that sits perfectly in front of his eyes. His eyes are like small drops of space that I could stare into for days. He makes me feel safe and listened to all the time and I've never met anyone like him before. He's the perfect person for me and matches me in a way no one else in the world could ever come close to. I love him more than life itself and if you have an Angelo in your life you should be forever grateful. If he were the sun I'd continue to stare even though id go blind, as his beauty overcomes the sense of pain I shall feel just to see you.-----Love from, your girlfriend.
Angelo????? you mean perfection.
by Bride<33 March 17, 2023
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person 1: is that a rat over there?
person 2: no that’s just angelo
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A person who likes to make people feel shitty and unimportant
“They make me feel so worthless
“They must be an Angelo”
by Srihita Denali October 29, 2020
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