Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
by Sarcia26 February 06, 2022
by MinervaI March 27, 2024
A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.
by DefinerDefender December 08, 2024
rare footage of waltur white heartwell becoming brr dom dom yes yes. this is also very zaza for the community bcs ah~ *moan sounds*
by wlcometourfinaltestimmrbreast October 25, 2023
The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.
“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”
by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024