Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a web series of YouTube videos and shorts created by animator Alexey Gerasimov and uploaded on his YouTube channel DaFuq!?Boom!.

They uploaded a new episode of the skibidi toilet! Have you watched it?

by odiobodio2011 November 23, 2023

Toilet Rumble

When multiple people go into a bathroom and act crazy or stupid.

They got in trouble for doing a toilet rumble

by GavinTWE May 23, 2024

skibatty toilet

bum sex on the toilet

me and hubby love skibatty toilet

by mr mewse November 17, 2023

same shit different toilet

when two things are similar but not the same

“what was that movie called again? space wars?
“oh star wars?”
“yea same shit different toilet”

by c_lato February 8, 2023

Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.

“God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”

by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023

Sniff The Toilet

A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.

Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016