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Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!
by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021
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St. Louis Door Knocker

Giving somebody a punch to the back door (asshole) while they’re climbing stairs just a few steps higher than you.
Jamie was moving too slowly up the stairs ahead of me so I gave her a good St. louis Door Knocker!
by KngRob5oh December 20, 2024
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Blew the doors off

To be exceedingly better than everything or everybody else.
The chicken wings at this bar blow the doors off everybody elses.

She blew the doors off this I.Q. test.
by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
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Non revolving back door

When only one girl puts there ass on your dick and all the other girls watch and are not allowed to have a go with their own ass
I’m not going to let those hoes have a go - my ass is Joe’s and it’s a non revolving back door
by Too bi ass October 6, 2021
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Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.
What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door
by ApeShitKing January 31, 2015
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DOOR PULLER

Generally referred to as,

T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.

Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.

NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
by BIGweekendONtheGEARmate6752 September 29, 2019
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Door knob

A school friendly word for stupid.
my friend tripped in the hallway and I called him a door knob.
by Your a door knob September 16, 2017
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