"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
by Sam Haater April 11, 2023
Get the Sam mug.Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
Get the sam mug.Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
Get the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray mug.Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts
by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021
Get the Sam mug.Super cute. Everyone wants to like him. Has the most beautiful smile. You want to ask him out but too scared, he will reject you. When you see him the whole world stops and you smile. If you stare at his eyes, his eyes sparkle. You wish he liked you, but everyone thinks he likes someone cuter than you. He is very stupid, but very cute.
Girl ( Love Bird ): He is walking towards me, act cool everybody
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )
Girl Friends: We are good with that, I don't think you are
Sam: Hey
Girl ( Love Bird ): Hey, He totally likes me.
Girls friend: Ya, totally ( With a sarcastic voice )
by fddjrbetdwjdnigrfdjniy November 9, 2018
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Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017
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