Karen

Middle aged woman suffering from Peri/menopause. Symptoms include, hair loss, daily bouts hormonally induced anxiety, depression, rage, brain fog, confusion, night sweats, insomnia, mania, vaginal atrophy, itching dry skin, parathesia, tinitus, vertigo, vitamin deficiency, muscle & joint pain, vision loss, burning eyes, constipation, diahrrea, aching breasts, stabbing pains, adenomyosis, endometrial polyps, exhaustion, Hot flashes, cold flashes. Can generally be seen in public with shirt dyed hair between the age of late 30-57 having a hormonal meltdown. The reason for this is because she is most likely undiagnosed and untreated due to the incompetence and systemic failure of health care systems.

That Karen screamed at me for something I think is insignificant and because I have no understanding of what she is suffering through I am just going to blame it on her as having a personal failing ad have no compassion for someone who is suffering through a horrendous medical condition that can last over twenty years, ten of which she will most likely be denied treatment for by ignorant doctors who don't understand women's health.

by KAREN fought hard for her life December 30, 2023

Out-karen

When you're so much of a Karen, you reach a new level of Karen.

Person A: And then she complained about the people at the pool splashing and getting her wet! It's a pool!
Person B: Talk about out-karening a Karen...

by I defined that August 20, 2023

Karen

An entitled parent that is probably narcissistic. Better not forget a ketchup packet, better not make her pissed off even the slightest, better not bring a vaccine and I’m telling you why. Entitled Karen is coming for your managers.

Karen: Give my daughter your IPad she wants to play with it.
Person 2: No it’s mine
Karen: I SAID HAND IT OVER *proceeds to try and take the IPad*
Person 2: I’m calling the cops...

by NotYourAverageTrashcan February 23, 2020

Dog Karen

A typically middle-aged woman that always seems to find something wrong in an innocuous video about a dog. Dog Karen’s have a primal need to share their usually wrong opinion and bring down the comment section of an otherwise cute video. They think they are “helping” a dog in need when most of the time they are over sensitive and have no idea what they’re talking about.

“Aww look at this cute video about a man rescuing dogs.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”

by Neuroticobzen January 21, 2023

Sexual-Karen

Closely related to a “Karen” A “sexual-Karen” is a girl that only considers what she wants in sexual play. Odds are you are doing everything wrong anyways. If she isn’t happy no one is. On top of it she will deny she is a sexual-Karen because she cannot be wrong in her eyes.

Tim:hey baby do you like when I touch you like this?
Ashley: you’re doing it all wrong make circle.. harder... slower... you know what I’m not in the mood anymore.
Tim: Geesh stop being a Sexual-Karen.
Ashley: I’m not, but good luck getting laid for the next week.

by Moosegator February 28, 2021

Karen

A woman who enjoys interfering in other people's lives and telling them what to do, and she does so under the fake pretense that she is defending some vulnerable person or group to make her power-trip seem virtuous.

Karen: "Nobody is allowed to wear a hat, listen to music, or eat peanuts in the office anymore... to stop racism."

by Welsley October 16, 2020

Karen

the definition of a Karen is a middle-aged/old white female that makes a ridiculous fuss over everyday things. often claims people and makes up laws and asks for federal papers. Karens also hate drive thru's and will ram your car just to get their food sooner. Karens share a bloodline with "the soccer mom" and the "anti-vaxxer".

"BRING MY THE MANAGER OR ILL CALL THE POLICE ON YOU ***** " - Karen

by TheBreadMilk October 9, 2020