Yankee Cheap

A person from New England who won’t throw anything away and is a cheapskate

Just buy a new piece of wood Tom; you've always been yankee cheap.

by Hawkwise September 1, 2023

Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.

Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."

by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023

clean cheap heat

heat that tends to be cheap

i need a gun, some clean cheap heat

by Pusuboy January 14, 2024

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

El Cheapo

To be or act like Jonathan

I was el cheapo today and didn't tip

by Facts100000 December 16, 2024

a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025