National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020

Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

crush piece

a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.

mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."

by san_d May 22, 2009

Crush

A gay guy who avoids you because you know about his sexuality.

-Did you know that guy likes the boy who you hang out with?
-Yeah, he's my crush.

by Sjsjdjandjekxkc December 5, 2017

I crushed ice

To have a really important question

I crushed ice to tell you this.

by Wjekll April 13, 2020

nonsexual girl crush

A relationship between female roommates/soulmates with no romantic attraction; involving 3am giggling fits, prompted by absolutely nothing, and inside jokes so obscure that even the girls involved have forgotten their origins.

Jen and Abby have a really extreme nonsexual girl crush. I hear them giggling all night long, but when I ask what's so funny, all they can say is "It's a doodle with a gizbot!!" The hell?

by Charliedoo April 17, 2014

intellectual crush

1. someone special you love learning theory with

2. your special protest buddy

3. someone who will make time to do local organizing work with you
a cute nerd anyone who fulfills any of the above

"K is my intellectual crush. He's so smart and I love discussing intellectual topics with them."

"My intellectual crush is so cute. She fascinates me with her deep intellectual articles they send me."

by shu maltese January 26, 2022