joe stripe

the tan line that results from never taking off the memorial bracelet that commemorates the life and death of Joseph A Micelli Jr., the best person that ever lived

man i have such a wicked joe stripe this summer

by phranky b July 1, 2011

Kok joe

He is a great and true friend although violent at times he will always remain loyal and loving. He is special and unique person. Did I forget to tell you he is extremely cool and handsome. He is a man that loves sports and has a lot of brothers. Has strong muscles and loves water.

Oh my gosh it kok joe!!

Look at his cute abs

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 11, 2019

Kentucky Joe

Drunker than everyone else.
Drinking a large amount for more than a few consecutive days, then drinking some more.
The state of being drunk the day after a night of drinking.
Passing out at work or a public function due to heavy drinking the night before.
Drinking enough at a bar that the waitress starts to bring you water everytime you order a drink.

I drank a bottle and half of whiskey last night, looks like I am going to pull a Kentucky Joe and try it again tonight!

Look at Kentucky Joe doing the head bob, man he was wasted last night.......again.

Kentucky Joe is only getting water now! That waitress isn't going to put up with his drunk ass again.

by 3dPulp March 4, 2010

joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013

Joe moment

The act of sharing something that everyone already knows and presenting it like it is a new thing.

Joe posted Freezing Moon by Mayhem and pinged black hence the expression: Joe moment

by czar_of_romeris_empire August 8, 2020

Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.

Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"

by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011

cajun joe

A big hillbilly fagget who likes to fuck goats and horses in the ass. Can often be found leading unsuspecting business men into the forest to tie them up on a stump and fuck them in the ass. Notorious for stretching peoples dicks over his head and drinking horse cum.

Guy1: who's that guy over there?

Guy2: that's Cajun joe, he fucked my uncle in the ass last weekend.

by Macdaddy2607 November 25, 2013