A girl that is such a slut (and has so many different guy's cum running down her leg) that (i) she either lost her shoe during all the fucking that she is doing or (ii) can't afford a second shoe.
by J. Kev January 09, 2004
by bobthebobbob August 30, 2008
by manoach sigue February 14, 2014
A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.
Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.
by garatee baby April 12, 2011
This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.
How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
by Max Power 007 December 13, 2010
A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010
by Yollanda April 09, 2007