half a bubble off plumb

Idiom commonly meaning "a touch off," but frequently used to mean "not quite straight" when referring to an individual's sexual preferences. Largely used in small towns and rural areas.
"Considering he grew up wearing ladies' clothing and carrying purses, everything assumed Joe was half a bubble off plumb, so we were shocked when he came back to the reunion with a wife last summer."
by Tell Major Hawks February 05, 2014
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Half-life 2

A sequel to the game Half-life that many people were unaware if even came out until a few days ago. It is said to hit the shelves the 30th of September. Yeah right.
by CyBBe April 28, 2003
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Excuse my half ass

It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.
Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass

When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass
by Pooyesh December 14, 2022
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a nugget under half a yard

slang for "a little under half a billion dollars"
ill buy the business from you, i'm willing to pay a nugget under half a yard.
by anarcho-lorian August 11, 2021
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clapped out half ton

An old piece of shit truck, AKA brennen O'connor's truck
Hick #1 -Man look at that clapped out half ton in the school parking lot.
Hick #2 -OH ! you mean O'connor's Truck
by Hick #2 January 19, 2018
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Half a Yam on the Floor

A relative of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word. Two Yams in a Bag is a second cousin twice removed from Chow Yun Fat. Two Fat Yams is his brother.
Kung Fu Nerd 1: Hey, did you see that new Chow Yun Fat movie Bulletproof Monk?
Kung Fu Nerd 2: No, man, but I caught Half a Yam on the Floor's new movie, Puddingproof Noodle.
by Weeeeeezek September 19, 2003
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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
by Sexydimma June 24, 2017
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