by Sleepy Creep July 5, 2022
Get the Statelymug. A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
Get the state coomermug. by General Douchington January 26, 2011
Get the Douchonic Statemug. The best college and state in the universe and they have a great football team everybody goes there because FUCK MICHIGAN
by Fuck Michigan November 23, 2021
Get the Ohio statemug. United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden
United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Swedenmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
Get the The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)mug. The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.
by USAKeepsEuropeAlive March 14, 2024
Get the United Statesmug.