by manoach sigue February 14, 2014
A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.
Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.
by garatee baby April 12, 2011
This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.
How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
by Max Power 007 December 13, 2010
A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010
When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
by Wes & Rob February 28, 2007
by Yollanda April 09, 2007
Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
by R.M April 12, 2005