A neighbor representing two inches of tiny tantrum. The most he will ever use his third leg is jacking off to a pack mule eating oats. Also can be defined as one who symbolizes a true pussy.
Kyle crane stop being a three-legged twat sickle, and stop picking up BOFUBs. Quit getting sodomized by the imbred mule that lives in your basement. Talk to a decent looking girl you three-legged twat sickle.
by garatee baby May 1, 2011
Get the three-legged TWAT SICKLEmug. This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.
How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
by Max Power 007 December 14, 2010
Get the Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)mug. A pimp is someone who can exploit weak women
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
a mack is someone who can exploit weak women and men
A mack daddy is someone who can control other macks
A long legged mack daddy is someone who can control other mack daddy's
Long legged cleggy weggy is a play on words as Mr Obama was described as a long legged mack daddy when he ran for president and Nick clegg is running/ran for prime minister in the UK.
by longleggedcleggyweggy May 16, 2010
Get the long legged cleggy weggymug. When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008
Get the slippery busted table legmug. by Yollanda April 13, 2007
Get the my legs hurtmug. Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)
by R.M April 12, 2005
Get the I'd break her legsmug. A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.
by Poopballz42069 May 8, 2016
Get the One legged Russian vacuummug.