Ass-Lice Syndrome

A thing where lice accidentally gets inside your asshole and there is no way to get them out.

Ex: My friend asked if i wanted to go to the pool today, I said no because I had Ass-Lice Syndrome.

by asslice December 15, 2019

Ass Digging

The act of foraging underneath layers of clothing to provoke anal stimulation. This is usually performed in public, and by aestheticallly repulsive participants.

“Did you see the video of the guy ass digging that chick in the car park, Dave?”

“Look over there in the corner, another ass digging”

by Hooroodedoo November 24, 2018

Dip-ass

Things that piece of shit Rick says whenever his liver is messed up.

Morty: Why don't we just use your portal gun?
Rick: It's in the car, dip-ass!

by PurpleandRed November 7, 2021

ass trigger

That which turns one into a total ass, seemingly out of nowhere.

"That guy? Don't buy him shots of whiskey, that's his ass trigger."

by AssTrigger July 9, 2017

Ass-Latin

Putting Ass or Sex at the end of a word to add comedic value. Usually used while texting or just talking to friends.

After School-Sex i'm going to go over Jake-asses house-sex and speak some Ass-Latin-sex"

by LostPossum June 28, 2011

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Jacking Ass

The Act of Being a Jackass
(Please approve this)

Chris: “Bro stop jacking ass with that dude Paul!”
Jean: “I’m not jacking ass, I’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018