Taylor Swift

The Music Industry
The best singer ever
Peoples lesbian awakenings

“Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”

by SwifTiemwkdnwnsj November 6, 2023

Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.

Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.

by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025

Taylor

Taylor means to have the whamist trim or to have a dead hairline

You got a trim like Taylor? It looks horrible

by Ejjwbwhqjsixicrjne December 8, 2019

taylor broyles

Taylor Broyles is a sad ass bitch that likes Kpop, anime, horror, Marvel, and more. She is also really really REALLY gay

Person 1: hey do you know Taylor Broyles?
Person 2: oh you mean that sad ass gay bitch?

by Sad Ass Gay Bitch November 12, 2020

taylor swift

eco-terrorist that is glazed by every girl 13-15 years old

Person 1 "taylor swift is literaly the music indsutry!!!!!!111"
Person 2 "wtf?!!?"

by curlyfriesbehittin April 13, 2024

sharon taylor

The worst Mum you could ask for

Wow, she is such a Sharon Taylor

by Sick boy 4 January 28, 2018

Taylor Swift

To ‘Taylor Swift’ is when a female is in a romantic relationship with a male but does not perform any acts of oral sex.

“Yeah, I’m so ‘Taylor Swifting’ him right now, I’m not sucking his dick at all.”

“She doesn’t give head at all man, totally ‘Taylor Swifting’ me right now.”

by xFATxETHIOPIANx May 11, 2019