October 9

National say no to sending a booty pic day

My crush wanted nudes but it’s October 9th

by Zaime October 9, 2020

11th October

Slap anyones ass day

On 11 of October you can slap anyones ass
Girl:"why did you slap my ass?"
Boy:"because its October 11th"
11th October slap anyones ass day

by Abzyy October 8, 2021

October 18th

October 18th is national bring an unmarked can from your pantry to school day and yeet it down the stairs at the disabled kid

Hey guys you know what day it is grab your cans and make the vegetables it more of a vegetable on October 18th

by Gау вітсЋ October 16, 2019

October Surprise

1 Hilary's last effort
2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out

As Obama leads the polls going into super tuesday, Hillary knows that when october rolls around unsheathing her penis will be the only way to sway male voters in her direction.

Hilary has a 6in October Surprise

by tombo5 March 23, 2008

October 23

National suck dick day. You can suck all the dick you please.

It’s October 23, I can suck dick.

by Hoessickdick October 17, 2019

26th of october

October 26th is national cum inside day-get cummed inside your pussy or anus and pray you don’t get pregnant

“baby you know what day it is?“
“26th of October?”
“yep spread ur legs and let me cum inside you for national cum inside day “

by arriannathecumslut October 26, 2019

October 7th

National nudes day

Guy: hey its October 7th

Girl: oh right *sends nudes*

by BigBlackPersonBalls October 7, 2021