nipples on a chicken

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Worthless as nipples on a chicken...
by Crazy Huntress28 February 12, 2024
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nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!
by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
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