missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

Corn Dogging

The act in witch you coat your penis in breading and deep fry it for your partners enjoyment

I have a fetish of corn dogging my penis.

by torturedworm June 2, 2020

Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

Corn

Corn is a food that comes from a tall plant. It comes from america. Tastes great.

“Wanna get some corn?”
“Sure.”

by oop101 July 5, 2020

Whet Corn

When playing a game of Corn Hole, and you throw the bag into the hole without touching the board. Similar to nothing but net.

“WHET CORN!!!”, he yells as his bag soars through the hole. No loud smack on the board, just a soft thud on the grass.

by BobbyJ37 July 12, 2020

Kansas sweet corn

When your sexual partner takes a cooked corn cob and rails your anus with it causing the kernels to fall off and then sucks the sweet Kernels out of your asshole

Hey babe I’m looking forward to getting a Kansas sweet corn tonight

by Dirtball McGee July 14, 2020

kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020