my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

My PatM

Someone who saved my life. And that I’ll always love. My best friend. Even if we aren’t husband & wife, we will always have a special bond no one can break.

I met My PatM when I turned 18; we exchanged cat stories. I thought he was so handsome.

by Jcatscare March 26, 2023

Harden My Heart

Cryin' on the corner, waitin' in the rain

I swear I'll never, ever wait again

You gave me your word but words for you are lies

Darlin' in my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd go

But it's time to let you know, oh

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

All of my life I've been waitin' in the rain

I've been waiting for a feeling that never, ever came

It feels so close, but always disappears
Darlin', in your wildest dreams, you never had a clue

But it's time you got the news

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna turn and leave you here

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

I'm gonna swallow my tears

Harden my heart, harden my heart

swallow my tears

I'm gonna harden my heart

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Harshing My Happy

to be disappointed or "bummed" out

man the gas prices are really harshing my happy

by The Ken Frank Show May 30, 2008

My Everything Hurts

A term used when you are in a lot of pain or just don't feel like doing anything.

I want to stay in bed, my everything hurts.

by BeanJar February 1, 2025

Ba my

It’s ba my. Spiritually, mentally, and physically. Ba my.

Ba my

by Myba June 16, 2021

69 my butt

Cliffy pleasures

69 my butt dawg

by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020