national send dickpic day

13th april send dickpic day

molly: hey, you know what day it is?
nathan: no, what is it?
molly: it's national send dickpic day

by susan crossly April 12, 2022

National Chris Appreciation Day

The National Celebration of Gratitude for any Chris in your life

Hey isn’t it National Chris Appreciation Day!?? Better go be nice to Chris

by bartthemart April 12, 2022

Toothless day

Thursday 14, if someone you love or your friend has a wobbly tooth.. rip it out

Derik : hey bro my tooth hurts..
Me: rlly *checks phone* Ahh Thursday 14th.
Derik: huh..
Me: let me see your tooth I will tell you what’s wrong with it.
Derik: ok bro wait it’s toothless day today, WAIT NO!

by Anonymous BB~ April 13, 2022

Kiss day

Every Wednesday and Friday you kiss someone with there Consent

Hey Bella did you know it was kiss day let’s kiss/ a kiss is Where you touch lips

by Hjjgfhcx April 13, 2022

Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk

Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time

by The secret truth April 14, 2022

slap Arson day

National slap arson day is on April 15th. For example:

“Hey Arson, you know what day it is right?” “No” “it’s national slap Arson day.” *slaps arson flat handed in face

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

Slap Arson Day

Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:

“Hey Arson, do you know what day it is today?” “No?” “It’s national slap arson day” *slaps arson*

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022