“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.
“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.
by Opiumbae September 9, 2025
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No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
No, I tried every week.
Man, you must suck as fantasy football.
Eat my add…
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Get the Fluffing my oats mug.When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*
guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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Me: not right now, but maybe later.
My girlfriend: why?
Me: I just got done J’n my D.
Me: not right now, but maybe later.
My girlfriend: why?
Me: I just got done J’n my D.
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