Egg in my ass

When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption

MOM! I'm hungry can you make my an Egg in my ass(over easy) for me

by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018

mario's egg van

a mobile diesel powered pornography pirate living in the vicinity of a public school and a park, who claims to sell eggs in order to make his cash income legitimate, so he can then buy his mrs a sierra 2.0 estate as a little town car, and sell his sovereign and break his hip falling off a car port

there goes mario's egg van past a creche
safe maz, got any porno or free range

by gurzel wummidge August 23, 2007

Chinese egg drop

When your girl is pulling her eyes sideways like a chinese person, a male puts one of his testicles in her mouth while slapping her in the face with his penis.

dude that asian girl i picked up yesterday totaly orderd a chinese egg drop.

by captain cash November 28, 2009

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Man Egg L

Man Egg L was one of the most br00tal tr0llz on Yahoo Answers. Man Egg L usually attacked Rock and Pop and left his mark there. He also was able to create a massive group of followers called Da Man Egg L Clan to spread the tr0lling. Man Egg L was able to constantly tr0ll for 4 months without being banned. However on April 21st his account was deleted. This instantly destroyed the Man Egg L Clan for the first and original Man Egg account had been destroyed. Man Egg L was able to change the way of tr0lling in just four months. Some people speak of the second coming of Man Egg L. They say he will rise and wreak havoc on Yahoo Answers once again.


L0ng l1v3 d@ m@n 3gg l cl@n

Bob: Do you know who that Man Egg L guy his

Jack: He was the most br00tal tr0ll on Y!A

Bob: No way?

Jack: Rumors say he will rise and take back what is his.

by Man Egg L April 28, 2009

Trippin on egg shells

Quibbling over a minor point.
Arguing over an unimportant point

Man 1: That blue paint is aqua not royal.
Man 2: yo holmes, you be trippin on egg shells.

by JimBob MacGregor June 14, 2003

shit golden eggs

1: a reference to a fairy tale, The Goose Who Laid the Golden Eggs, that recognizes the value of someone who is able to excrete golden eggs.
2: often said in response to remarkably unusual or otherwise unacceptable behavior exhibited by one's peer that is without any apparent reason or motive.

1: I wish I could shit golden eggs; then I would be rich!
2: Upon learning that John blow dries his hair every day, Hunter reaffirmed to John that he does not shit golden eggs.

by Abra June 21, 2004