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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exile And Exiled: The Only The United States Of America Knows How To Say: The First Juvenile Release For Congruency (Rejects; "Angie"); Ditto...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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State of the Teuctonic Order

The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem,2 commonly known as the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious institution founded as a military society c. 1190 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. It was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for the protection of Christians in the Holy Land and the Baltics during the Middle Ages.

Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4
Jim: Have you learned about the State of the Teuctonic order?
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)
by god himself my guy November 10, 2022
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K State

K State is when you transcend the K Hole, regain partial motor skills, and become a super human.
That wook polished off the bag, entered the K state, then managed to mosey over to J Rad while everyone else fell out.
by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022
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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
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Church house state of mind

Church houses are building used for Christian worship services and other Christian religious activities. The term is used to refer to the physical buildings where Christians worship and also to refer to the community of Christians. But the state of mind is when you got a hoe on your line but you won’t let her waste your time. Instead you just like making rhymes, just have a good time.
Yung od: stuck in a church house state of mind I see my goal I waste no time

Chefhud: posted up in a church house playin some smash bros, cuffn the virgins we ain’t playin no smash hoes
by IvanOoze March 1, 2021
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