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Fart Salsa

When you blow a fart, but a chunky mixture is extruded from your anus into your panties. Since you eat a lot of vegetables, it shows.
Men scoop it out and eat it with corn tortilla chips as they pass you around sexually.
You are literally the life of the party
Nancy made us some fart salsa, so while we took turns banging her, all us others grabbed some chips and scraped her panties clean.
by Poodawg Milkshake June 10, 2024
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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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Dani Salas

Used to describe a girl with a super shiny face and looks horrid in real life compared to online, yet still looks bad online, comparable to a goblin.
“Yo I’m dating this new girl but shes lowkey a Dani Salas.” “Damn, how shiny is she?”
by FaggotDestroyer911 December 11, 2024
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Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
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Mexican salsa yes

"Mexican Salsa Yes" is a phrase created by Smosh cast member Amanda Lehan-Canto, in an episode of the Smosh spin-off podcast Smosh Mouth. It was originally used in an older video of young Amanda on an internet food show.
"I LOVE margaritas. Sweet, tangy, mexican salsa YES."
by francisgoose January 26, 2025
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Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast
Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:
by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025
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